So this already happened a few months ago - just filling you in so I can write new content.
Please read parts 1(http://www.1upclan.info/forum/index.php?topic=3188.0) and 2(http://www.1upclan.info/forum/index.php?topic=3282.0) before part 3.----
So we had our bowling team tournament this weekend and our team came in second. Partly due to the fact I bowled one of my best games ever with a 129.
Anywho, so our douche team captain had a party at his house and I was just chillin in the basement drinking some Ouzo and Mountain Dew: Gamer's Fuel.
Illustration One:
So, alas, the party was simmering to a halt and I was on the verge of leaving to go home and meet my flower, Sanguine, for a dragon hunt. When all of a sudden Amanda, my bowling team captain's girl friend came down and starts chatting with me.
Illustration Two:
We talked for about 20 minutes on the sofa and I had a few more drinks. Then she said I could stay the night because I had been drinking. Even though I had Viola lessons and a guild meeting the next morning I decided to stay. So she went to her room and I stayed on the sofa.
The idea of sleeping under the same roof as her gave me a delicious erection and I decided to masturbate.
I came into the shag carpet. I just used my bowling shoe and rubbed it in so it wasn't so obvious.
Illustration Three:
I woke up the next day and left. I missed my viola lesson because I was a little hung over due to drinking about 4 shots of Ouzo.
Anyways, the part I am upset about is that Sanguine was mad at me because I skipped our guild hunt. I could tell that during the guild meeting she was indifferent to me. She didn't even stand next to me!
Illustration Four:
How do I balance two girlfriends?