Joke for Poe

[SlimPickins]

So, three guys waiting in line at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter takes the first guy and asks "how did you die?"

The first guy responds "well, I'm not clear on the details, but there I was walking down the sidewalk downtown, when all of a sudden a refrigerator fell on me!"

St. Peter responds "very well, move along" and proceeds to ask the second guy the same question.

The second guy responds "So, I came home from work to my third story apartment and things didn't look right. My wife's clothes were laying about haphazardly and I heard some giggling in the bedroom. I didn't find the guy, but I just knew that she was fooling around. In a fit of rage, I stormed into the kitchen, picked up the refrigerator, and threw it out the window! The strain must have caused me to have a heart attack."

St. Peter snickers to himself as he realizes the coincidence here and waves the man along through the gates. Up comes the third guy, completely naked, and St. Peter asks him how he died.

The third guy responds "well, there I was hiding in a refrigerator..."

 

 - Pickins

[Poe]

Hahaha. Thank you! That was way better than Bourbons. :p

[BourBon]

Yes, yes it was.    This joke clearly has heart not just a copy paste job.

[Poe]

Yes, yes it was.    This joke clearly has heart not just a copy paste job.

Lol 

[sniper#420[1up]]

what do u see when the Pillsbury doughboy bends over?
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doughnuts

[GoogleIt]

lol
and
lol

[Sandra]

Hahahah doughnuts.