I am Gemma.
I love Urban Terror. I've never played enough to really get very good, and I've accepted the fact that I will probably settle for mediocrity.. Sometimes, when I drink a ton of coffee with sugar, I can do alright with an M4.
My real name is Evan. I'm 29. I'm a horticulturist. My degree is in business management. I think college was a waste of time and money. I like to play my guitars. I like occasional flash-backs. I like to work. I like to build. I like listening to music pretty loud. I grow many plants, and many trees. I have 38 greenhouses. I've never found a type of deodorant that doesn't burn me. I hate driving cars. I like punk rock music. I like independent music of all genres. I like industrious people, as well as industrial music. I like sex.
I no longer do drugs, because I no longer need them.
I do have tattoos, but I forget they are there.
I do smoke cigarettes, but I do not want them.
I do, make, say, and think.*
I can weld. I can build. I can machine. I can draft. I can fix mechanical things. I can drive anything with two or more wheels or tracks. I can kill. I can read, and I can write. I can play. I can draw, and I can paint. I can love, and I can hate. I can drink, and I cannot.
I am too small for a medium, and too large for a small. I am too thin for 32's, but not thin enough for 30's. I prefer briefs over boxers, colored ones over white ones. I prefer boots rather than shoes, brown ones over black ones. I prefer red meat over white, and white rice over brown. I have red blood, white skin, and the blues*.
I have a home, but have been homeless. I have two dogs, and I have no cats. One is dying, the other is young. I have no friends, but I have a brother, and I have a wife. I have many things, but I don't need any of them. I need many things but don't have any of them. I have a few nice guitars, I have a few poor ones. I have a silver trumpet, but I barely play it anymore. I have many records, but my player is broken. I have two computers, and both are trash. I have to pee.
I like cartoons. I like sleeping. I like games. I like kissing. I like guns. I like eating. I like swimming. I like when my wife sleep-talks. I like money. I like when gasoline makes a rainbow when its in water. I like the sea. I like my row-boat. I like the rain. I like sex. Did I say that already?
I hate the violent. I hate the lazy. I hate the rich. I hate the incompetent. I hate the arrogant. I hate the idiotic, and I really hate the rude.
I don't like chocolate, I don't like a dirty house, I don't like a sloppy job, I don't like cheating, I don't like peppers, I don't like the wind, I don't like when people leave a little cereal in the bowl to get hard, I don't like the feeling I get when the screen door is closing behind my Achilles tendon, I don't like television, I don't like popcorn, and I don't like toothpaste.
*I'm not going to make a list of bands and music I like, because I left little hints about that. If you got it, then you know. If you didn't, then you don't. If you think you've met someone like me, you haven't. If don't think you've ever met anyone like me, you probably have.
Any questions?
Okay, thank you.