The Achievements of the one and only WHISTLE! (pure winner)

[King Whistle[1up]]

As many of you have likely seen their are a few topics already dedicated to various individual achievements of mine. But I know that it can be troublesome to have to go from topic to topic whenever the urge to bask in the musky glory that is Whistle. So for your sake, out of true altruism and humility, I am creating an all inclusive glory topic. Kind of like a Whistle trophy case that 1up can proudly display to all. Below are links to a few of my other achievements:

Previously conquered-
http://www.1upclan.info/forum/index.php?topic=12888.0
http://www.1upclan.info/forum/index.php?topic=13390.0

Most recently

[oK|Yahoo]

I win

[SeSko]

Whistle the best.

[King Whistle[1up]]

Clearly that is all photoshopped. And even if it was not, that can only occur while the Whistle is away. I cannot attest to what sort of mayhem might occur in my absence but I assure you that when I do show up all unquestioningly fall in line and take their rightful positions below me. Because as Sesko so poetically put it, Whistle is the best.
It is a common 1up superstition (if you can in fact label an event that has repeatedly shown itself to be fact, a "superstition) that whatever team, be it blue or red, that Whiste joins is at that very moment deemed the winning team. The remainder of the game is only played out to humor the pawns who otherwise could not bear the dismal existence that is their lives.

[oK|Yahoo]

not photoshopped, just screenshots from today. When I crush you in-game I will post

[King Whistle[1up]]

not photoshopped, just screenshots from today. When I crush you in-game I will post

Everyone knows that even killing me is reason enough to be suspected of hacking. That being the case, beating me is surely worthy of a permanent ban

But if you are determined, challenge accepted.

-Whistle always wins!

[oK|Yahoo]

1v1?

[SeSko]

Whistle was eating dinner,I saw that in my own eyes.

[SeSko]

1v1?

you need to catch a place in the huge list of players that is waiting to 1v1 with the whistle.

[oK|Yahoo]

why is there a list to beat a noob?

[King Whistle[1up]]

1v1?

Possibly, but that will have to be tomorrow. I am up too late already as it is. If you are on tomorrow and aren't hidden hit me up in a PM or something and we will see what we can do.

That is of course if the other hopeful challengers don't mind you cutting in line.

[King Whistle[1up]]

why is there a list to beat a noob?

If you keep it up you will likely make Sesko so angry he will ban you completely. Insulting the Whistle. Unbelievable.

[Dynasty[1up]]

Whistle da best. 

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[Melo]

15-0

[King Whistle[1up]]

15-0

Nobody wins a 1v1 against a hacker