I am back and here is why

[Picard[1up]]

Dearest 1up's,

First let me clear this up. When Picard and Kirk were in 10 Forward on the USS enterprise at a table, Picard shot first. That is all, end of discussion.

I left a while ago partially due to some real life drama and partially due to schooling/training. I debated coming back for quite a while, knowing the hurdles of getting into 1up and what is takes as far as dedication. Though it may seem I am sporadically active, that happens to us all due to life (read: work / family responsibilities).

As I said I was hesitant to come back, but I finally decided to submit my app and here are some of the reasons:

• Variety - 1up as such a good variety of games, that have greatly expanded since I left, with plenty to keep the clan active and growing for years to come. This is wonderful news to me and I wish to game, talk, chill and bs with all of you.
• Investment - This clan have very dedicated members that are very invested in the success of 1up. That is hard to come by to most clans and I myself invested a good chunk of time into the success of 1up and wish to continue to do so.
• Policy - I find 1up's dedication to policy regarding hacking, activity, member conduct, etc.. very refreshing, I have yet to find a clan that has so many values that I appreciate.
• Community - 1up is one of the few clans that engages in the other communities that surround the games 1up plays. The amount of activities, development and participation is amazing.
• People - The members of 1up and its community are fun, laid back and love to game. All I want is to experience that with you guys again

With that said, I hope you allow me to join 1up. I know I can be a asset to 1up and I look forward to gaming and talking to all of you more.

-Picard

Here are some quotes which I found funny/good/generally pleasant from 1up members:

I cannot guarantee the accuracy or legitimacy of these quotes

I am not going to use my psychic powers to guess the server. I don't do that.

Aliens (let me clarify that I'm NOT talking about ones that come to Earth.. lol)
Love

That's it.

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I would definitely like to see you become a 1up member, but you are deficient in these areas.

1. You have an IQ of below 42
2. As stated above this would make you mentally handicap and unable to function within 1up

Much love.

ok this vote is pointless  /kill will NOT be removed from the servers

At the end of the day all you have is your integrity and you just lost that.

I joined 1up after receiving lots of peer pressure. I played on Fun and SuperTS a lot and started hanging out on the Ventrilo. Sandra, Modoki, this noob Brendanator, Bourbon, and CuttyFlam kept telling me to apply. Finally I TK'd Perdition so many times I was drafted by popular vote.

For Everything i say Or Do he must say somthing i say lol he ask me for what you  Laughing . When i Die he say you bad and Other . Im Not saying to banned him im just letting 1up To Know about that .

i'm happy that your son likes me lol

Failure you are. Laughing at you I am. 

He is definitely not big atm and if my guy starts getting big Ill stop

Avoid the rape, it will not end well.

when the kids are asleep... he plays with himself  like a ninja 

whatever you do lancer dont do gangbangs with zohan 

what I means dick, sexuality and masturbation, is what I like ? I don't get it :S

Cutty, your comment about someone's post being annoying bc it was about someone being annoying, annoyed me.

um is he supposed to be wearing the 1up tag yet? Today I saw hiim wearing it on zombie bomb

Bowser will kick him in the balls if he does.

well, hope he dicks around and all that good stuff.

Hmm...The Captain....
Yes, a King needs a good Captain. I like him... in bed.

i did not try this feeling(to have a baby)but i am sure it is awesome feeling

congrats on the orange juice

Calm down guys... Picard's got this.

I always had a bad feeling about this guy , I hope the demo reviewer, Picard, an clear the mystery

Everyone.... Should vote for Picard! 

http://trololololololololololo.com/

Started from the bottom, now were here
~Drake

I joined 1up after receiving lots of peer pressure. I played on Fun and SuperTS a lot and started hanging out on the Ventrilo. Sandra, Modoki, this noob Brendanator, Bourbon, and CuttyFlam kept telling me to apply. Finally I TK'd Perdition so many times I was drafted by popular vote.

LOLOLOL, the days with Sandra. I realy liked that girl. :/ ( First time in my life I got beaten by a girl in a game)
Captaintrips, and never forget...VENOM. haha. Sooooo long ago...Still remember like it was yesterday.

and, I'll never forget the times we were singing in Teamspeak with Red,some other girl, we even had an 1up Idol ROFL

Plus I reallllllllllllllly miss Picard, I wish he would come back, probably the best one of the bunch who left.

I miss those days alot of fun people left

Good bye lancer.

One question, does my vote start on the 15th or on the 15th?

Thank you all guys! PS Picard is the best, vote him for full member status

Thanks Everybody, it sucks getting old.

I want simpsons

Thanx lancer but i have some bad news man. Iv gotten alot better since the last time we played But not as good as Picard

is that better ? or are you just happy to see me?

f1 Picard and stop shootin' ya head all over the place, its getting messy

He's Good looking, im downloading it right now

"Ahhhhhhhh"
-Gman's mic (not sure who it was)

"**** YOU ***** YOU STUPID ****ING PIECE OF ****"
-Perd when he was trying to get to number 1 in stats for the old super ts and someone killed him

"Ahhhhhh Ahhhhh Ahhhhhh Ahhhhhh"
-Jacob back when we used vent. Cutty will remember lol

"Perd you are so good at Urban Terror, way better than I'll ever be."
-Enjoy

Been shooting him up with the good stuff for years. he's a great guy, fun to shoot with. Good Luck Reaper.

I would not mind playing urban terror. Especially when Picard rejoins...

Can someone please let me know If I'm filling these things out correctly?
Thanks,
Sped

EDIT: Really guys, I need to get my fix, just give me a taste. I promise Ill come up with the money soon.

Qapla!

epic star trek reference

anyway good luck Picard

Zalix = a great player.  In my opinion he is more that welcome to carry the 1up clan to higher levels. He is just a bad ass player and he doesn't cheat... PEACE Picard = Best

Actually let me amend this...

Picard.

Then all the rest.

May I ask why you say that? I mean come on Picard is a good guy....

Good luck see you around

Anyways both of my friends decided to leave 1up and became inactive in UrT altogether as life got in the way but I decided to stick around and watch this clan grow. People expected me to leave for a good year after I joined because 2 of my friends left... hah, heck they probably still want me to leave   But I am in it for the long haul and you will have to kick me out... you *****s

Thats it, vote for Picard cause I am worth it.

[Cope57[1up]]

F2 for incorrectly quoting me.

I mentioned grapefruit, because the Xanax bars contain Alprazolam.

The possible food and drug interactions associated with Xanax taken with certain other drugs, the effects of either could be increased, decreased, or altered.  It is especially important to check with a doctor before combining Xanax with the following: alcohol, amiodarone, anticonvulsants, antihistamines, carbamazepine, cyclosporine, desipramine, diltiazem, ergotamine, fluoxetine, grapefruit juice, imipramine, isoniazid, itraconazole, ketoconazole, macrolide antibiotics such as erythromycin and clarithromycin, nicardipine, nifedipine, birth control pills, and propoxyphene.

The possible side effects of Xanax cannot be anticipated. If any develop or change in intensity, tell a doctor as soon as possible. Only a doctor can determine if it is safe for you to continue taking this drug.

The side effects may include: drowsiness, tiredness, fatigue, impaired coordination, irritability, memory impairment, dizziness, lightheadedness, headache, joint pain, trouble sleeping (insomnia), anxiety, abnormal movements, decreased or increased sexual drive, depression, confusion, muscle twitching, weakness, fainting, numbness, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, increased or decreased salivation, stomach pain, upper respiratory tract infection, ringing in the ears, fast heartbeat, chest pain, blurred vision, rash, sweating, increased rate of breathing, change in appetite, weight loss or gain, menstrual disorders, trouble urinating, sexual dysfunction, and water retention.

This is why I mentioned one should avoid grapefruit.  But since you deliberately avoided the complete quote, and decided to take it upon yourself to try and be witty by misquoting me, I will give a

F2

[Picard[1up]]

Hey i put a disclaimer in there, bro

[G|Man[1up]]

Yeah, dude. When you were here, it was good.

[Flame[1up]]

Yeah that map might of been too big, shh don't tell that to me of the past.

[YoMomma[1upZ]]

ha n1

[Cope57[1up]]

Disclaimers do not justify posting misquoted material.  Eff too.

[G|Man[1up]]

Disclaimers do not justify posting misquoted material.  Eff too.

Bummer, stumper. Still is a good guy.

[Picard[1up]]

Disclaimers do not justify posting misquoted material.  Eff too.

F2 or not we shall still be best buds from here on out.

[Cope57[1up]]

I will make sure to add you to the other friends I do not have.

[Panda[1up]]

Haha I sort of kind of remember writing that post.

[King Whistle[1up]]

I <3 Cope57[1up]

[Picard[1up]]

I will make sure to add you to the other friends I do not have.

All those other 1ups are wrong, you are the best. I love your blog here as well:
http://cope57.wordpress.com/

Long live *nix

Have a fantastic day Cope.

[SnKQuaKe]

The legendary Picard!

[Picard[1up]]

The legendary Picard!

And the most prestigious one Quake Hey there