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Black Widow O_o
« on: September 15, 2013, 12:22:33 PM »
So yesterday my mom managed to catch a black widow then preceeded to give me this jar with it inside.
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Re: Black Widow O_o
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2013, 12:32:23 PM »
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Re: Black Widow O_o
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2013, 01:59:36 PM »
thats one thing i dont miss about living down south. opened my storage thing up here a couple months back and found a massive one in there by the door with an unhatched egg sac. needless to say thhere was some very minor fire damage to the plastic box it was against
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Re: Black Widow O_o
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2013, 02:48:34 PM »
What if this happened : /
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Re: Black Widow O_o
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2013, 05:56:34 PM »
easy, if that happened, then this would happen


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Re: Black Widow O_o
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2013, 06:02:25 PM »
Black widows are smart. You will want a better container for her. There's also no telling whether or not she has mated. Black widows are incredibly smart and every time you open the jar she will try to make some kind of move. When I had one she would always rush the lid of the box I had her in when feeding her. Still a beautiful pet.


I have a male black widow spider living above my door frame he has a web in the corner of the room. I figure we have an unspoken truce.
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Re: Black Widow O_o
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2013, 06:53:22 PM »
slender man than this would happen
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Re: Black Widow O_o
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2013, 05:25:35 PM »
wow, america seems so deathly in a way, i'd prefer to sit back under my english rock.
Even though there are no "deadly" fauna here in the UK, the nearest we have are imprisoned in zoo's (nearest zoo being in Edinburgh about 100 miles from me). Good luck looking after it though.
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Re: Black Widow O_o
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2013, 09:01:22 PM »
nice beard fragtag.

@redrume you should kill the spider, you're bound to step on the ba$t@rd and get bitten.
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Re: Black Widow O_o
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2013, 01:08:40 AM »
Deadliest thing in the U.K.?

I would guess and say this is...

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Re: Black Widow O_o
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2013, 01:52:29 AM »
Quote from: Cope57[1up] on September 17, 2013, 01:08:40 AM
Deadliest thing in the U.K.?

I would guess and say this is...


HA, lets use a RedRum quote he had as his signature seems fitting....

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Re: Black Widow O_o
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2013, 08:57:40 AM »
That was gautch guy.
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Re: Black Widow O_o
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2013, 12:36:57 PM »
Quote from: UncleSam[1up] on September 16, 2013, 09:01:22 PM
nice beard fragtag.

Its not much of a beard but meh ill take the compliment.
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Re: Black Widow O_o
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2013, 01:15:47 PM »
Quote from: FragTag[1up] on September 17, 2013, 12:36:57 PM
Quote from: UncleSam[1up] on September 16, 2013, 09:01:22 PM
nice beard fragtag.

Its not much of a beard but meh ill take the compliment.
Its more like a Bradley Wiggins sideburn
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Re: Black Widow O_o
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2013, 03:32:58 PM »
Quote from: YoMomma[1up] on September 15, 2013, 06:53:22 PM
slender man than this would happen

I like your beard, yomomma.
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