Sorry Tesla, like Pyrite said, I did ask about direct info from the server after Googling for "query urban terror server stats" returned nothing of use.
Curl only fetches the HTML from the page, causing no more load than viewing that page directly. I didn't realise the reason you directed me to HTML was due to language restrictions Pyrite, I've actually dabbled in bash sockets a bit when writing a bash irc client. Do Macs have nc/netcat by default?
I didn't realise my script was going to be used as a backend, I believe there are some simple GUI toolkits for Linux I might be able to use...
Also, the script in it's current state doesn't work well with the Mac versions of the tools I've used, but it's easily fixed. I was going to make this interactive, in the way that you double click a desktop icon and it launches a terminal for you, but I'll hold off on that until I know if Dougy can make a GUI for it.