Pick up lines :)

[Casper]

Everybody just post funny pick up lines!
I go first
do you work at little Caesars? Cause your hot and I'm ready
xD

[Lurker]

Baby, let me be your taylor 's series.
Note: Taylor's Series is a case of power series that approximates a curve.

I'm a delta function. Let me add a little oomph to your system.
Note: A delta function is a single spike of energy into a system.


EDIT:

I bet I can turn you into a unit-step function. It's t=0. Let's get started.
Note: A unit-step function is used as a switch. At all times before t=0, the function is 0. At all times after t=0, the function is 1. So, at t=0 the switch is "turned on"

[FedoraMike]

Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm

I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared

You're more special than relativity

That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you

I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1

And some Classics:

I less than three you…

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.

And in general this: (I own their album by the way )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BipvGD-LCjU#

[Lurker]

9.8 m/s^2 is the acceleration due to the Earth's gravity, neglecting air resistance. Unless you guys are quickly about to don space suits, I would recommend against the falling dress.

Distance is a scaler, while velocity is a vector. Also, you are assuming a linear path.

Taylor's Series>Derivatives.

Lastly, that is an awesome song.

[Casper]

You just turned my software into hardware
xD
and my personal favorite...
Nice shoes, let's f***.
hahahahaha that ones more of an inside joke with a few of my friends, but it's still funny

[Lurker]

You just turned my software into hardware
xD
and my personal favorite...
Nice shoes, let's f***.
hahahahaha that ones more of an inside joke with a few of my friends, but it's still funny

Only works with non-geeks? Hardware !=Software, nor can it morph itself to be so.

[Dougy]

Come back to my place babe, We can do it DOUGY-Style all night long

Anyways i dont need chat up lines for American girls cause they all dig my voice

[Big Autrey[1up]]

Girl your the prettiest thing since my daddy bought that brand new John Deere tractor.

[PowerMaid]

WARNING: Reader Discretion Is Advised.


'Hey baby, you like Star Wars? Cause you can use the Force on my lightsaber until I am the father.'

'Hey baby, let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.'

Anyways i dont need chat up lines for American girls cause they all dig my voice

Yeah, they dig, dig, dig until they find the shut-off valve.

[Casper]

You just turned my software into hardware
xD
and my personal favorite...
Nice shoes, let's f***.
hahahahaha that ones more of an inside joke with a few of my friends, but it's still funny

Only works with non-geeks? Hardware !=Software, nor can it morph itself to be so.

Lol the point is to be funny, not scientifically accurate >.<
do you work at subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong

[Biohazard]

Are you a polar bear? Cause we're about to break the ice.

Thats one doesn't work too well...they think you are calling them fat.

[KD197]

Roses are red, violets are blue, here's a drink, fancy a screw? 
Terrible I know... 

[SnKQuaKe]

All pick up lines are terrible, Most made me laugh.
Accept the "Nerd" ones... Those arent real pickup lines, unless you fancy guys.

[KD197]

About 20-30s in... this is how you get a phone number LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtaViuDiCNo#

[Dougy]

Roses are red, violets are blue, here's a drink, fancy a screw? 
Terrible I know... 

Nahh its:

Roses are blue, violets are red, I'm crap with colours but I'm good in bed