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Re: Pick up lines :)
« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2010, 01:36:21 PM »
imma write that one down  8)

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Re: Pick up lines :)
« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2010, 02:03:48 PM »
Not really pick-up lines per say, but some lines some army guys I know like to say. Don't read if you can't handle it.

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Re: Pick up lines :)
« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2010, 02:40:09 PM »
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Re: Pick up lines :)
« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2010, 03:55:36 PM »
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Re: Pick up lines :)
« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2010, 04:05:53 PM »
All pick up lines are terrible, Most made me laugh.
Accept the "Nerd" ones... Those arent real pickup lines, unless you fancy guys. :)
Hey, some nerdy girls find it cute =P

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Re: Pick up lines :)
« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2010, 05:20:56 PM »
I wouldn't kick you out of bed  unless you wanted to f**k in floor  :D

excuse me have i f**ked you yet

would you like to go out for pizza and f*ck afterwords  (if no) y not you don't like pizza?


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Re: Pick up lines :)
« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2010, 05:40:10 PM »
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LOL WTF?!

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Re: Pick up lines :)
« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2010, 05:42:56 PM »
So I have theory that 1+1==3. Want to help me prove it right?

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Re: Pick up lines :)
« Reply #23 on: July 17, 2010, 05:46:42 PM »
You've all got it wrong, it's:

roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
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Re: Pick up lines :)
« Reply #24 on: July 17, 2010, 06:06:34 PM »
You've all got it wrong, it's:

roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you
hahahaha I seriously just lol'd :D
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Re: Pick up lines :)
« Reply #25 on: July 17, 2010, 06:10:42 PM »
You've all got it wrong, it's:

roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
My love for you is over 9000

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Re: Pick up lines :)
« Reply #26 on: July 28, 2010, 02:04:41 AM »
if i was a pineapple would u spit or swallow my seed.

do u live on farm, because u sure know how to raise a cock.

my dick just died u mind if i bury it in your ass.

im an astronuant and my next mission is to explore your anus

miss, if you already lost your virginity, can i have the box it came in.

the word is legs, lets go back to my apartment and spread the word.

first ill kiss you passionatly on your lips then ill move up to your belly button.

wanna make a porno we dont have to tape it.

lol

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« Reply #27 on: July 28, 2010, 02:07:45 AM »
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LOL WTF?!



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Re: Pick up lines :)
« Reply #28 on: July 29, 2010, 07:24:18 PM »
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Re: Pick up lines :)
« Reply #29 on: August 02, 2010, 07:48:24 PM »
Seeing how I work in a bar I get to over hear a good one every now and then.

The top of the list is probably this: A guy yells across the bar to the female bartender: "I WAS GAY UNTIL I MET YOU!"


Then there is the notes:

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But this has to be the best(Found in womans restroom and on all the cars outside):

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