Pick up lines :)

[KD197]

imma write that one down 

[Pyrite[1up]]

Not really pick-up lines per say, but some lines some army guys I know like to say. Don't read if you can't handle it.

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That girl is finer than frog hair split two ways!

I'd drink her bath water.

I'd swim up a river of her pee just to see where it came from.

I'd be willing to drag my balls across a field of rusty razor blades just to have the chance, just one chance to throw a rock at the truck that carried away her dirty underwear.

She's so smoking hot, I'd hit her with your dick.

She's cuter than a fat country baby eating peaches off a hard wood floor.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers!

etc.

[SnKMaddog]

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I'm gonna give you a snicker bar so I can eat the peanuts out of your sh*t.


lol, works every time.

[Casper]

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Roses are red, violets are blue.
I suck at rhyming. Want to touch me?[spoiler/]
xD

[Lurker]

All pick up lines are terrible, Most made me laugh.
Accept the "Nerd" ones... Those arent real pickup lines, unless you fancy guys.

Hey, some nerdy girls find it cute =P

[sniper#420[1up]]

I wouldn't kick you out of bed  unless you wanted to f**k in floor 

excuse me have i f**ked you yet

would you like to go out for pizza and f*ck afterwords  (if no) y not you don't like pizza?

[RedRumOnE]

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I'm gonna give you a snicker bar so I can eat the peanuts out of your sh*t.


lol, works every time.

LOL WTF?!

[Lurker]

So I have theory that 1+1==3. Want to help me prove it right?

[FedoraMike]

You've all got it wrong, it's:

roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you

[Casper]

You've all got it wrong, it's:

roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you

hahahaha I seriously just lol'd
plus 98,638,113,724!!!!!!!!!

[Lurker]

You've all got it wrong, it's:

roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
My love for you is over 9000

[Holtyhero]

if i was a pineapple would u spit or swallow my seed.

do u live on farm, because u sure know how to raise a cock.

my dick just died u mind if i bury it in your ass.

im an astronuant and my next mission is to explore your anus

miss, if you already lost your virginity, can i have the box it came in.

the word is legs, lets go back to my apartment and spread the word.

first ill kiss you passionatly on your lips then ill move up to your belly button.

wanna make a porno we dont have to tape it.

lol

[Holtyhero]

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I'm gonna give you a snicker bar so I can eat the peanuts out of your sh*t.


lol, works every time.

LOL WTF?!

i agree with him WTF

[Jkizzle]

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Roses are red, violets are blue.
I suck at rhyming. Want to touch me?[spoiler/]
xD

LOL

[oneinch]

Seeing how I work in a bar I get to over hear a good one every now and then.

The top of the list is probably this: A guy yells across the bar to the female bartender: "I WAS GAY UNTIL I MET YOU!"


Then there is the notes:

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=178709&l=a176ae9a82&id=100000064196067
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=178708&l=2c2a606eaa&id=100000064196067

But this has to be the best(Found in womans restroom and on all the cars outside):

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=205711&l=61544a2837&id=100000064196067