The 1up Riddle Thread

[Flame[1up]]

ok you are in a room with no doors no windows steel floor and so on so there is no way out
Now there is only you the table and a mirror, how do you get out?

[Pyrite[1up]]

Break one of the table legs off, and swing it 3 times like you are playing baseball. 3 strikes and you're out!

[Pyrite[1up]]

Next one, if you have one bucket that holds 5 gallons and another bucket that holds seven gallons, how many buckets do you have?

[Flame[1up]]

you were wrong :p but i guess thats close enough pyrite here's the answer

You look in the mirror
You see what you saw
you take the saw and cut the table in half
2 halfs make a whole
you crawl out the hole and your OUT

[Panda[1up]]

You break it even if you name it!

[Flame[1up]]

Next one, if you have one bucket that holds 5 gallons and another bucket that holds seven gallons, how many buckets do you have?

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[Venom]

Fill up the 3 gallon bucket twice and empty the water into the 5 gallon bucket. This will leave you with 1 gallon in the 3 gallon bucket. Empty the 5 gallon bucket and pour the 1 gallon of water from the 3 gallon bucket into it. Fill the 3 gallon bucket and empty the water into the 5 gallon bucket. This will give you exactly 4 gallons. 

[Jkizzle]

you were wrong :p but i guess thats close enough pyrite here's the answer

You look in the mirror
You see what you saw
you take the saw and cut the table in half
2 halfs make a whole
you crawl out the hole and your OUT

i remember that from like 3rd grade. but i think pyrites answer was actually better xD

[Panda[1up]]

You break it even if you name it!

it's a riddle. Technically. What is it?

[Flame[1up]]

You break it even if you name it!

it's a riddle. Technically. What is it?

Silence 

ummmmm i designate ummmmmmm a trial member to do the next riddle

[Gemma]

Im not exactly a 'member' at all, but:

I always liked this riddle:

Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking.

+1000 internets to whom knows where it comes from as well as the answer. .

[Panda[1up]]

A fish. And i believe, at least, the last part of the riddle is saying (don't quote me on this) chain mail was shaped somewhat like fish scales.

[Gemma]

yep.  now, wheres the riddle from?

[Gemma]

A small airplane carrying seven passengers crashes exactly smack-dab on the border of the USA and Canada.  In which country will the survivors be buried?

survivors dont get buried cuz they survived

false.  we ALL get buried. . .at some point.  (or burned)

[Jkizzle]

lol i thought of vampires gemma