The 1up Riddle Thread

[ColdBlooded]

A small airplane carrying seven passengers crashes exactly smack-dab on the border of the USA and Canada.  In which country will the survivors be buried?

survivors dont get buried cuz they survived

false.  we ALL get buried. . .at some point.  (or burned)

ture, but its not the answer to the riddle.

i have heard this one many of time the answer is survivors dont get buried cuz they survived

[Jkizzle]

You're in a mansion and the power's out. You see a green door and a red door. Pick one (it doesn't matter which.) Now you see a purple door and a orange door. Pick one (again, it doesn't matter which you pick). Now you see a door with a golden handle and a door with a silver handle. Pick one. You finally come to some signs on three doors. One says "Death from drowning," another says "Death from machine guns," and the last one says "Death from electric chair." Then you see a big sign off to the side that says "Or stay in the mansion and starve to death." What do you choose and still live?

[Sgt.Smith]

You're in a mansion and the power's out. You see a green door and a red door. Pick one (it doesn't matter which.) Now you see a purple door and a orange door. Pick one (again, it doesn't matter which you pick). Now you see a door with a golden handle and a door with a silver handle. Pick one. You finally come to some signs on three doors. One says "Death from drowning," another says "Death from machine guns," and the last one says "Death from electric chair." Then you see a big sign off to the side that says "Or stay in the mansion and starve to death." What do you choose and still live?

the electric chair because the powers out

[ColdBlooded]

supposed to be one of the hardest riddle


at a military base you have a flag pole with a flag on it, on top of the flag ball is a ball, inside the ball is a razor, bullet, and a lighter.

you are the last person a base everyone one else dies/left.

what do you do?

[Jkizzle]

you leave?

[Gemma]

Thats what I was thinking.. 


either that or do what Gemma would do:

knock the pole down, shave your face with the razor, and roll the flag up and smoke it.. Assuming its the last bullet in the base, use it to shoot yourself in the head..

[ColdBlooded]

Gemma your close. but there in nothing to smoke.

you can only use a razor lighter and bullet

[Jkizzle]

you never said anything happened to the base. just everyone died. im sure theres a gun a razor and shaving cream and a smoke somewhere in there. and a phone. and a car. and radios

[Gemma]

Okay then, shave your balls with the razor, just because.

Light the flag on fire, and when help arrives, shoot them, take their ride.

[ColdBlooded]

Okay then, shave your balls with the razor, just because.

Light the flag on fire, and when help arrives, shoot them, take their ride.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! FO REAL that was funny to me but you got damn close

THE ANSWER IS!!!

you would cut the flag down, burn the flag, and shot yourself.










back in the old days thats how you showed respect for the nation and country.

[Gemma]

Hmmm, KD actually got it right in vent and I said that was too simple..   Aw well. .   

[Gemma]

wait, nobody guessed where my riddle was from?