CRACK a JOKE :D :D

[Chuck[1up]]

Are orphans allowed to watch PG movies?   

[Gemma]

Heres a two-part for you guys:

Why didn't superman save the world trade center?

[Jkizzle]

why

[Jkizzle]

and did you hear the joke about Helen Keller?

[ColdBlooded]

lol this non-racial

what do you can a mexican with a rubber toe??

roberto!!

no harm done:)

[Chuck[1up]]

I will never forget what my dear old Grandad said to me just before he kicked the bucket.

He said, "Grandson... how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" 

[Gemma]

why

because he's in a ****ing wheel-chair, dick.

[Gemma]

K, this ones even more offensive.. My dad just told me this one last week, so.. consider yourself warned:

Two lawyers are on vacation after swindling a guy out of his beach-house...
One evening, they're walking up the beach, talking, this and that.
Suddenly, they see something floating in the water: Its a dead prostitute. . .
So they run up to examine her:

"Hey! Lets roll her over and **** her!" said one lawyer...

"Out of what?" said the other..

[ColdBlooded]

lol that one is pretty good

[Chuck[1up]]

A very wise woman once said:

Nothing.

[ColdBlooded]

i little racey you have been worned
 
redneck pickup line

if i was a squirrel and you was a tree i would like to store all my nuts in your hole

[Chuck[1up]]

I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.   

[Gemma]

Yuck yuck chuck.. YOu've got some real knee-slappers..

[Chuck[1up]]

Yuck yuck chuck.. YOu've got some real knee-slappers..