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CRACK a JOKE :D :D
« on: September 29, 2010, 06:23:00 AM »
Are orphans allowed to watch PG movies?    :P ::) :-X

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Re: CRACK a JOKE :D :D
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2010, 03:15:30 PM »
Heres a two-part for you guys:

Why didn't superman save the world trade center?

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« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2010, 03:23:46 PM »
why

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Re: CRACK a JOKE :D :D
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2010, 03:24:03 PM »
and did you hear the joke about Helen Keller?

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Re: CRACK a JOKE :D :D
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2010, 03:30:37 PM »
lol this non-racial

what do you can a mexican with a rubber toe??

roberto!! :P

no harm done:)
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Re: CRACK a JOKE :D :D
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2010, 03:37:38 PM »
I will never forget what my dear old Grandad said to me just before he kicked the bucket.

He said, "Grandson... how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"  :P

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Re: CRACK a JOKE :D :D
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2010, 05:07:40 PM »
why

because he's in a ****ing wheel-chair, dick.

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Re: CRACK a JOKE :D :D
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2010, 05:12:13 PM »
K, this ones even more offensive.. My dad just told me this one last week, so.. consider yourself warned:

Two lawyers are on vacation after swindling a guy out of his beach-house...
One evening, they're walking up the beach, talking, this and that.
Suddenly, they see something floating in the water: Its a dead prostitute. . .
So they run up to examine her:

"Hey! Lets roll her over and **** her!" said one lawyer...

"Out of what?" said the other..

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Re: CRACK a JOKE :D :D
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2010, 06:28:17 PM »
lol that one is pretty good
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Re: CRACK a JOKE :D :D
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2010, 07:11:33 PM »
A very wise woman once said:

Nothing. :P :D :D

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Re: CRACK a JOKE :D :D
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2010, 08:48:08 PM »
i little racey you have been worned
 
redneck pickup line

if i was a squirrel and you was a tree i would like to store all my nuts in your hole
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« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2010, 09:00:13 PM »
I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.    :P :D

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Re: CRACK a JOKE :D :D
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2010, 09:19:49 PM »
Yuck yuck chuck.. YOu've got some real knee-slappers..

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Re: CRACK a JOKE :D :D
« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2010, 09:22:26 PM »
Yuck yuck chuck.. YOu've got some real knee-slappers..
:D :P