What would you do?
Trip out on this:
My nursery is called Valley Grown Nursery. It has been this for 37 years. Recently, people have been coming in asking for pot plants. I've always just laughed and said 'nope'. Today, I found an ad on craigslist that said
'Valley Grown is selling mmj grade clones' In the ad, it said 'Western Colorado's leading nursery is providing high-quality stains' (yeah, I think he meant strains, stupid stoner)
So I call the kid and explain that he needs to take his ad down, and change his name or I was going to pursue it with litigation. He got all smart with me! He said that the secretary of states office issued him the name, so it was okay for him to go around using it and my reputation to drum up business for himself! I had a hard time explaining to his arrogant stoner little ass that it doesn't work like that. Furthermore, when I went and found his data in the state archive, it showed that he registered the trade name TODAY! As if to spite me!
I said 'i could register a restaurant called McDonald with the secretary of states office. That would be perfectly legal, but actually running the restaurant and advertising, that's another story.
My mother is appalled, and my father is furious. They've asked that I deal with it.
What would you do? I talked to my cousin who is barred in WA and he thinks I have a case against him for sure. The thing is, I don't want to have to sue him. Nothing good will really come of it. Its going to cost a lot of $ and frankly, i doubt this kid has any money to pay my attorney's fees. I called one last time and said,
'look man, you're putting me in a really awkward position here. I don't want to have to sue you, but I will.. Being in your position, running the kind of business you are running, I would think it pretty unwise to make this kind of publicity for yourself. ' he responded with 'I'm not in the wrong here. . . Like.. At all dude. . . I feel like I'm a legitimate business owner.'
Legitimate? How dare he call himself a nursery. He has no nurseryman's license for one thing, no horticultural background, no greenhouses. He uses high-tech equipment to grow weeds! Wwow.. Impressive!
MOREOVER what he is doing may be 'legit' by state standards, but its still a federal crime. Personally, if the feds were to be informed of it, and take care of it for me, that would be the cheapest, and simplest solution....
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