My wife's broken finger (VIEWER DISCRESSION ADVISED)

[Gemma]

I would love to, but alas, I cannot disrespect my wife's wishes. . . Even on the interwebs..  Lol, and I could never lie to her. (even on the interwebs)

I can't tell you the exact details, but I'll offer some clues:
She is a mortician.  She deals with 'heavy objects' and associated equipment to handle said 'heavy objects'. 
Go ahead and put the pieces together yourself.  Use your imagination.

[Boner#420]

bet it was a zombie. all joking aside good luck with that finger

[Zangetsu]

Caught in a gourney? If that's how it's spelled. Or maybe stuck in a chill chamber door..... Ionno, my best guesses.

[EddieLee]

Hope she gets better soon and hope there is no permanent damage.



 

[Gemma]

Eddie, you are astonishing.  Thank you so much from both Jess and I.  I haven't heard her laugh like that in a while.  She hasn't so much as smiled since it happened.  Thank you so much.  Thank you.

[LoveoftheDark]

Your wife is a Mortician??


<3<3<3 that is the hottest thing I've ever heard.

OMG.

[Gemma]

Your wife is a Mortician??


<3<3<3 that is the hottest thing I've ever heard.

OMG.

I know, right?

[EddieLee]

Eddie, you are astonishing.  Thank you so much from both Jess and I.  I haven't heard her laugh like that in a while.  She hasn't so much as smiled since it happened.  Thank you so much.  Thank you.

My pleasure  , also, i agree with Love, awesome job is awesome.


 

[marvsta]

did you do that to your wife
"911"
"hello, i think some random dudes assaulted his wife."
"i'll be on my way"
"go kill the ***"
"?"
"lol"
"bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep"
your balance is <3

[Gemma]

Yeah, I told her..  'Keep your hands out of the cookie jar'...

Sometimes, wayne brady gotta choke a *****.

[ColdBlooded]

lol

something serious like this injury and yet 1up still makes it funny somehow someway lol

[Gemma]

Meh, if you can't laugh about it, you might as well just chop it off.  We're calling it her 'witch finger'.

[Panda[1up]]

i've seen worse, when i was in football some years ago a person on my team dislocated his finger and my dad came from the stands (he's a doctor lol btw) and popped it back in right in front of all of us lol and then the kid went back in and played

[Gemma]

Then... It wasn't worse.. Not even close.