Also, how about:
You're a completely cock-sure little snake. You can't write. You can't speak. You can't do much of anything but play video games. You can't even troll right because nobody can even tell what you're talking about. I'm guessing you didn't do real well in English class as a kid. Probably failed 'scissors' in kindergarten as well..
You're uninteresting and its easy to gather from the way you write and carry yourself that you're not exactly intelligent either. You're boring and probably unattractive. You must have so much sex, what with the way you rock the internet like that. Yeah, girls love wormy, pink-handed little wimps like you, am I right?
This message has been brought to you by someone greater than you. Go **** yourself. I'll punch your throat out. ; )
PS. Soooo, you do anal? & thats cool, I don't judge like that.