1up funny quotes

[Zod]

"I like this mic, I can put it down my throat..." -BourBon

[Flame[1up]]

Me Flux and Ruusan are playing Minecraft

heres a little quote

Flame: Hey Flux?
Flux: What???
Flame: is putting a wolf in a 2 block high hole counted as animal abuse?
Flux: yes.
Flame: How about dropping a block of sand on it to kill it?
Flux: YES!!!

[Replay]

If been laughing my ass off the last hour reading how you guys pown eachother xD

[Flame[1up]]

bahahaahah. flame next time im on your team, u will get tked so often youll think ur on the other team xD

I still remember that ultimate TK in Filtration I will never forgive you for that xD

for those of you that dont know about it

On a normal CTF practice, something amazing happened(besides Cutty being born)

I was walking around on that overhead passage when Perd comes up with a cooked nade
throws it straight at me, it flew me of the overhead and made me lemming.

[Zohan]

From Cutty and perd

Cutty: Zohan!
Me:What?
Cutty: I WANT PICS OF ASHLY NOW!!!!!
_______
and another one
________
Killer:Zohan
Me:what?
Killer:Is she hot? Tell me now is she Hot! Zohan Tell me!!!!
And by she, he means Ashley.

[Replay]

Who is ashly?

[ColdBlooded]

his sister maybe??

hell idk LMAO

[Flame[1up]]

Me and gautchoboiz in vent

Me: Ok I found a link to the JDK https://cds.sun.com/is-bin/INTERSHOP.enfinity/WFS/CDS-CDS_Developer-Site/en_US/-/USD/ViewProductDetail-Start?ProductRef=java_ee_sdk-5_01-oth-JPR@CDS-CDS_Developer
gautchoboiz: Ok Installing
**2 minutes later**
gautchoboiz: Wow this is taking forever
**5 minutes later**
gautchoboiz: wow is it taking its time
**1 minute later
gautchoboiz: ok its not finding the folder automaticly
gautchoboiz: ok gonna find it manually
gautchoboiz: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?!?!
Me: What?
gautchoboiz:This version of JDK is 1.591123, Netbeans requirs a minimum of 1.591124.
gautchoboiz:Thats like .000001 of a difference are you kidding me?
Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Perdition[1up]]

ashley is zohans super hot girlfriend

[Term]

Me and gautchoboiz in vent

Me: Ok I found a link to the JDK https://cds.sun.com/is-bin/INTERSHOP.enfinity/WFS/CDS-CDS_Developer-Site/en_US/-/USD/ViewProductDetail-Start?ProductRef=java_ee_sdk-5_01-oth-JPR@CDS-CDS_Developer
gautchoboiz: Ok Installing
**2 minutes later**
gautchoboiz: Wow this is taking forever
**5 minutes later**
gautchoboiz: wow is it taking its time
**1 minute later
gautchoboiz: ok its not finding the folder automaticly
gautchoboiz: ok gonna find it manually
gautchoboiz: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?!?!
Me: What?
gautchoboiz:This version of JDK is 1.591123, Netbeans requirs a minimum of 1.591124.
gautchoboiz:Thats like .000001 of a difference are you kidding me?
Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHA

LAWLZ PURE OWNEDGE RIGHT THERE

[ColdBlooded]

Coldblooded[1up]: talking a long story about a dream i had about people raping each other...
akwared silence......
dougy[1up]:...i touch myself
VENT PEOPLE: LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!!!!!:D
dougy[1up]: wait i didnt know i was in 1up vent channel:P

[PowerMaid]

ColdBlooded: I'm never gonna end up on here, I'm too smart!
Me: Cold, reload the page.
ColdBlooded: LOL

[ColdBlooded]

ColdBlooded: I'm never gonna end up on here, I'm too smart!
Me: Cold, reload the page.
ColdBlooded: LOL

hahaha

[ColdBlooded]

dougy: my hair is on fire
Coldblooded: look at my comment(about him touching himself)
dougy:my hair looks like a cabbage when you look at it from the top
VENT PEOPLE: LOL!!

[Gautch]

Dougy: OMG my hair is on fire!  Anyone got a fire extinguisher?
Me: I've got one in my pants...
Dougy: I really hope that white foamy stuff is fire retardant
Me: For you, it will be...
Dougy: Hey don't trip I'm a married man
Everyone on vent: -sustained laughter-

LOL

Later on: Goddammit how many quotes can you guys get from me in one day?!